LizzieMaine
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And in the Daily News...
Yeah, but you gotta admit the YCL has the best dance parties. And whoooozza good dog, Brownie! Ess oo izzzzzzz!
Chicago? Hmph. Knowing Davega, more like Waukegan.
Fascinating. I hope Mr. Jemail does more pieces like this.
Odds that Mr. La Plata falls down the stairs and shatters his handsome face now running at 1-1.
"I'll put him on a ship for the Amazon first thing in the morning! It got Chester out of your hair for a year, didn't it?"
That's gotta hurt.
"Idiot boy! You should bring your low life friends! I run a decent place!" *hits him with skillet* "OW! MA! STOP! I'M YA BOY! OW! OW!" *runs off* "AND COME BACK WHEN YA GOT A DECENT JOB! YA BUM!"
Future Senator Wilmer Bobble knows what it is to pull himself up by his own bootstraps.
Next: Mamie vs. Joe Louis. She'd do better than Godoy.
Don't get too sure of yourself, kid. He's still not over Lillums.
Fascinating. I hope Mr. Jemail does more pieces like this.
Don't get too sure of yourself, kid. He's still not over Lillums.