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The Dumbest Comment I Ever Heard

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RadioHead

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Y. I. Otta...

[QUOTE="Doc" Devereux]I'm a little disturbed by the idea of blowing smoke in people's faces. Might not some people interpret that as boorishness rather than a mocking response?[/QUOTE]

I no longer smoke. As a matter of fact it's 21 years (and 2 months) since I smoked. That was hardly the point! The only point I was trying (apparently vainly) to make was that if somebody assumed I was with the mafia, I would not easily disabuse them of the idea! You think I'm mafia? Whaddya think now, goomba? It is a way of implying a mafia connection without actually saying YES!, I AM mafia. Perhaps the person asking will be somewhat more circumspect about commenting about the clothing of a complete stranger.

"RadioHead"
 
RadioHead said:
I no longer smoke. As a matter of fact it's 21 years (and 2 months) since I smoked. That was hardly the point! The only point I was trying (apparently vainly) to make was that if somebody assumed I was with the mafia, I would not easily disabuse them of the idea! You think I'm mafia? Whaddya think now, goomba? It is a way of implying a mafia connection without actually saying YES!, I AM mafia. Perhaps the person asking will be somewhat more circumspect about commenting about the clothing of a complete stranger.

"RadioHead"

Going further in Wingnut's vein from the Uniform aspect, you would just be giving the mafia a bad name---not vintage---if you blow smoke in the guy's face. :p

Regards,

J
 

RadioHead

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jamespowers said:
Going further in Wingnut's vein from the Uniform aspect, you would just be giving the mafia a bad name---not vintage---if you blow smoke in the guy's face. :p

Regards,

J

Gosh! Far be it from ME to give the mafia a "bad name". Why, they're a bunch of swell fellas... or would be, if the mafia existed. Which of course it doesn't!

In any case, it's just a hypothetical situation from my end. In all honesty I would never blow smoke in somebody's face. Might flick the ash though... :p

"RadioHead"
 
RadioHead said:
Gosh! Far be it from ME to give the mafia a "bad name". Why, they're a bunch of swell fellas... or would be, if the mafia existed. Which of course it doesn't!

In any case, it's just a hypothetical situation from my end. In all honesty I would never blow smoke in somebody's face. Might flick the ash though... :p

"RadioHead"

lol lol lol lol lol
 

The Wolf

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I wanted to share this

The other day I was leaving work wearing my dark heavy overcoat over my suit with a dark grey crushable fedora. I got a few nice compliments. One lady complimented the outfit and then mentioned I should have a staff with a gargoyle on it.[huh] I asked why but she had no idea what she meant.:eusa_doh: I was actually curious how her mind made that link.

Sincerely,
The Wolf
 

Story

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The Wolf said:
The other day I was leaving work wearing my dark heavy overcoat over my suit with a dark grey crushable fedora.

Subconciously processing you as "Gandalf the Grey"? [huh]
 

Dinerman

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I actually got a good one today!

we had a substitute teacher in Math today.
as he was taking roll- he said to me "nice lid"
not what i've come to expect.
 

shoeshineboy

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another good one

i stopped by the local jack in the box where one of my customer works...she leaned out of the window and told me "nice hat, i really like it"....

she is in here 20's, too !!!

mark the shoeshine boy
 

Shaul-Ike Cohen

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The day before yesterday, a man with his about 10-year ol daughter stood on the sidewalk. When I passed by, he started with a very sarcastic tone: "Oh,…"
However, unfortunately, the quip he hoped for didn't occur to him somehow, so he stared at me for some seconds and repeated, with only slightly less sarcasm, "Oh…."
 
Shaul-Ike Cohen said:
The day before yesterday, a man with his about 10-year ol daughter stood on the sidewalk. When I passed by, he started with a very sarcastic tone: "Oh,…"
However, unfortunately, the quip he hoped for didn't occur to him somehow, so he stared at me for some seconds and repeated, with only slightly less sarcasm, "Oh…."

I would have said: "Oh, you lost your memory? Would you like me to call a police office---or a sanitarium?" :p

Regards,

J
 

Doh!

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Good to see that he's teaching the next generation bad manners ("See, honey? If you see a total stranger you find 'weird' or 'different,' feel free to go up to them and make a rude comment. That way, you'll feel better about yourself.")
 

Wild Root

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Oh my, that is so true... making one's self look good by putting some one down... some people do look for those who are different from the rest of the sheep.:rolleyes:

Next time some one says a wise crack to me, I'm walking up to them and looking them dead in the eye and just breath in their face and say in classic Hollywood fashion: Oh yeah?

=WR=
 
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