The Dumbest Comment I Ever Heard

[jamespowers]

A while back on THIS forum, someone asked me if I was a hacedic jew because I like wide brimmed dark fedoras. :eusa_doh:

What?! Where?

 

[jamespowers]

I once had a rabbi compliment my employer on hiring a "proper Jewish man" when he saw me wearing one of my black fedoras. :eusa_doh: :eusa_doh:

Well, if it increased business, I would ask for a raise. Nothing wrong with increasing sales by simply wearing a hat and getting a compliment.

 

[Lefty]

A while back on THIS forum, someone asked me if I was a hacedic jew because I like wide brimmed dark fedoras. :eusa_doh:

I'm gonna say "no" on that one.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I'm gonna say "no" on that one.

Sorry I wasn't 100% sure on how to spell it.

 

[Silver Dollar]

It's spelled Hassidic and the black wide brimmed hat is a requirement. Tradition is very strong there

Actually, the dumbest comment I ever heard wasn't related to a hat. When I was on a stage setting up and tuning my guitar for a solo gig, someone came up to me and asked "Are you going to play guitar for us?"
I'm usually struck speechless by that.

 

[Doggy Darb]

It's spelled Hassidic and the black wide brimmed hat is a requirement. Tradition is very strong there

Actually, the dumbest comment I ever heard wasn't related to a hat. When I was on a stage setting up and tuning my guitar for a solo gig, someone came up to me and asked "Are you going to play guitar for us?"
I'm usually struck speechless by that.

Perhaps these people are confused as to when a show merits a roadie.lol

 

[Silver Dollar]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

 

[scottyrocks]

It's spelled Hassidic and the black wide brimmed hat is a requirement. Tradition is very strong there

Actually, the dumbest comment I ever heard wasn't related to a hat. When I was on a stage setting up and tuning my guitar for a solo gig, someone came up to me and asked "Are you going to play guitar for us?"
I'm usually struck speechless by that.

Yeah, thats kinda like when Im walking around in full riding gear, carrying my motorcycle helmet, and some asks me, 'Do you ride a motorcycle?'

 

[Lincsong]

The High School I went to was a hodge podge of; ethnic morons, spoiled rich kids and other malcontents. So some of the most stupidest comments I ever heard in my life was from that place. The most irritating was from this slimy, dandruffed ridden, pocked marked faced, half-pint whose Dad owned a shoe store in town and he'd walk up to someone with a new leather jacket and say; "oh that's not leather that's vinyl.":rage: Like a bottom feeding blob like him knew anything about quality.

 

[Yeps]

Yeah, thats kinda like when Im walking around in full riding gear, carrying my motorcycle helmet, and some asks me, 'Do you ride a motorcycle?'

You should respond to that: "No. Motorcycle helmets are just really comfortable and stylish."

 

[univibe88]

You should respond to that: "No. Motorcycle helmets are just really comfortable and stylish."

My motorcycle forum has a similar thread titled "stupid questions people ask you when stopped." Hundreds of pages of stuff just like that.

 

[jamespowers]

Yeah, thats kinda like when Im walking around in full riding gear, carrying my motorcycle helmet, and some asks me, 'Do you ride a motorcycle?'

That is definitely a "here's your sign moment."
Do you ride a motorcycle?!
No, I get shot out of a cannon at the circus.

 

[scottyrocks]

You should respond to that: "No. Motorcycle helmets are just really comfortable and stylish."

Actually, what I usually do is, with a completely serious face, look at the asker, and say, 'No.'

 

[DanielJones]

That is definitely a "here's your sign moment."
Do you ride a motorcycle?!
No, I get shot out of a cannon at the circus.

Spot on there. Perfect comeback too. lol

Cheers!

Dan

 

[BurlyNate]

my mom just said I look like Freddy Kruger ;_;

 

[Mario]

Do you?

 

[jamespowers]

my mom just said I look like Freddy Kruger ;_;

Gee, there are just so many replies to that. Freddy is so quotable.

 

[indycop]

Gee, there are just so many replies to that. Freddy is so quotable.

:eusa_doh: lol

 

[jamespowers]

:eusa_doh: lol

"Welcome to prime time...."

 

[Yeps]

I got three or more cowboy comments today, despite the fact that I was wearing my panama, which is not particularly western. Maybe it was the rest of my outfit? It was basically the same as I was wearing yesterday, but with a gray plaid vest, and slightly lighter jeans (more of a traditional indigo).
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