The Classifieds

[mysterygal]

just flip through the classifieds and look for funny goofs like these...
For sale
An antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Great Dames For Sale.
Four poster bed,101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Pit bull for sale. Owner deceased.
Eight puppies from a german sheperd and an alaskan hussy.
wanted
looking for hanging cage for my daughter. Must have exercise wheel.
Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off head illusion. Salary and Blue Cross.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Miscellaneous
lost: Beagle, partly blind, hard of hearing, castrated;answers to the name of Lucky.
Illiterate? write today for free help.
free: three kittens: Siamese coloring. Will do yard work. To a loving home only.

 

[Tafty]

ooh! Classified goofs are my favorite...always especially prevalent in a paper w/out huge circulation.

One I just remember, not exact..."For Sale: Electric Chair..."
and another FS..."30' Electric Range....." (Darn that's a big kitchen!)

The coup de gras so far for me, "WANTED SMALL REFRIGERATORS. Good condition for housing of mentally ill....."