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I have inside information that this fine garmet is made of Belgian muskrat handfed truffles soaked in champagne daily then messaged by Austrian virgins. They are then slowly rocked into deep sleep before quickly stripped of their skins which are soften in genuine icecold Bavarian forest dew. Shipped to a hidden valley in France they are mulberry dyed and pattern cut with Alp ice. Sewn exclusively with boar gut thread each jacket is waxed with Mediterranean Dolphin bladder before gently placed on display. Actually a very good buy for that price....