2jakes
I'll Lock Up
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- Alamo Heights ☀️ Texas
In 1974, I applied for work with the phone company. The only job available was
“directory Assistance” or 411.
The pay was good and I thought it'd be a piece of cake until
I sat down and was given a huge phone book and headsets.
These are some samples I can print from the customers asking
for “information”.
" I need Tony’s phone number, I can’t think of his last name but he visits the
Fedora Lounge a lot.”
“Hi sweetie...you have a sexy voice, what are you wearing?”
“Hey dumbass...you’re the one with the information, so how come you can’t
connect me with Louie, he lives over there somewhere across the railroad tracks.”
“Heh-heh, no hablo english,yada-yada-yada ”
“Hey sissy, what are you doing working in a place for girls?”
I was supposed to give out the information in less than 20 seconds!
I lasted one month.
“directory Assistance” or 411.
The pay was good and I thought it'd be a piece of cake until
I sat down and was given a huge phone book and headsets.
These are some samples I can print from the customers asking
for “information”.
" I need Tony’s phone number, I can’t think of his last name but he visits the
Fedora Lounge a lot.”
“Hi sweetie...you have a sexy voice, what are you wearing?”
“Hey dumbass...you’re the one with the information, so how come you can’t
connect me with Louie, he lives over there somewhere across the railroad tracks.”
“Heh-heh, no hablo english,yada-yada-yada ”
“Hey sissy, what are you doing working in a place for girls?”
I was supposed to give out the information in less than 20 seconds!
I lasted one month.
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