Pompidou
One Too Many
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- Plainfield, CT
I went on google today to browse hat cleaners, and they come in two varieties - dark hats, and light hats. At first, I thought, "No problem, cabernet red is a light hat," but then I got to wondering... Why would there be a need for two different types of hat cleaner? I fear discoloring my hat. Dark on light offers a particularly disastrous possibility. If I'm even conceiving hat cleaner correctly, there should only be a need for light color hat cleaner. Please don't tell me hat cleaner is like shoe polish - that would be crazy. They don't offer "Cabernet red" hat cleaner, after all.