W. Buchanan
New in Town
- Messages
- 23
- Location
- Ohio, 1914
To wear a homburg properly, one must begin of course with a proper homburg. A proper homburg, naturally, should be as stiff as a Puritan's moral code and equally dark, if not to say 'clean'.
It is a tragic sight, then, when a homburg once proud and rigid, becomes lightly stained and begins -- with equal subtlety -- to sag. For me, both stain and subtle sag came together.
A water stain on a black homburg is infuriating for its near invisibility; but, once noticed, the blemish is louder than a ketchup stain on a cream linen suit. For me, the sag followed the stain:
Infuriated by the stain, I sought to diffuse and dissipate it by holding that area of the hat over the spout of a boiling pot of water. This failed, and now the stain has diffused, but not dissipated. The situation now is that there is a water stain on the side of my black homburg's crown, and the stained area has lost its rigidity and is beginning to sag.
As such, I put it to you men, how best to restore the dark, uniform rigidity to my hat?
Thank you in advance for your help!
It is a tragic sight, then, when a homburg once proud and rigid, becomes lightly stained and begins -- with equal subtlety -- to sag. For me, both stain and subtle sag came together.
A water stain on a black homburg is infuriating for its near invisibility; but, once noticed, the blemish is louder than a ketchup stain on a cream linen suit. For me, the sag followed the stain:
Infuriated by the stain, I sought to diffuse and dissipate it by holding that area of the hat over the spout of a boiling pot of water. This failed, and now the stain has diffused, but not dissipated. The situation now is that there is a water stain on the side of my black homburg's crown, and the stained area has lost its rigidity and is beginning to sag.
As such, I put it to you men, how best to restore the dark, uniform rigidity to my hat?
Thank you in advance for your help!