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WARNING: The following post should not be read by: (1) young impressionable children, (2) adults with high blood pressure, or (3) anyone susceptible to spontaneous human combustion.
My wife and I spent Valentines Day in Malibu. Strolled by the RRL store and saw this gorgeous vintage Bates:
Wow . . . a real stunner. Thankfully, it did not fit. RRL's KY-less price: $2,400. Similar and better vintage jackets were available at Inspiration for a fraction of the price. When I mentioned this to the salesman, he made a sage observation: The people buying the jackets at Inspiration sell them at stores like this. Hmmmm.
A short while later, my wife and I strolled past Maxfield. Maxfield is the quintessential FU store . . . over-the-top obscene, ridiculous, and obnoxious clothing that can only be worn by rap stars, coupled with even more obscene, ridiculous, and obnoxious prices. My wife and I enjoy walking through the store for comic relief. As usual, Maxfield did not disappoint.
Recall my initial warning. Now is your last chance to avert your eyes. Proceed at your own risk.
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Final warning . . .
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The following jacket was not found in a Halloween store, nor Forever 21, nor a thrift shop. No my friends, this jacket was featured in the men’s section of Maxfield for the rock bottom price of . . . . . $5,750:
I warned you.
My wife and I spent Valentines Day in Malibu. Strolled by the RRL store and saw this gorgeous vintage Bates:
Wow . . . a real stunner. Thankfully, it did not fit. RRL's KY-less price: $2,400. Similar and better vintage jackets were available at Inspiration for a fraction of the price. When I mentioned this to the salesman, he made a sage observation: The people buying the jackets at Inspiration sell them at stores like this. Hmmmm.
A short while later, my wife and I strolled past Maxfield. Maxfield is the quintessential FU store . . . over-the-top obscene, ridiculous, and obnoxious clothing that can only be worn by rap stars, coupled with even more obscene, ridiculous, and obnoxious prices. My wife and I enjoy walking through the store for comic relief. As usual, Maxfield did not disappoint.
Recall my initial warning. Now is your last chance to avert your eyes. Proceed at your own risk.
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.
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.
.
.
.
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.
.
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Final warning . . .
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.
.
.
.
.
.
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The following jacket was not found in a Halloween store, nor Forever 21, nor a thrift shop. No my friends, this jacket was featured in the men’s section of Maxfield for the rock bottom price of . . . . . $5,750:
I warned you.