Pleated or Flat Front Chinos

[Jovan]

Hope they work out for your beau.

 

[Kishtu]

Ssssssshhhh!

he posts on here!

Loose lips sink ships, and all

- only messin', such things as trousers cannot be given as surprise gifts, unless there's some way of explaining why a tape measure suddenly gets wrapped round your middle at unexpected moments...

 

[Jovan]

Believe me, us men can be pretty dense. I was wondering why my mother (a jewelry maker) suddenly came in my room four years ago and put a tape measure around my neck. Next thing I knew, I had a great necklace for Christmas.