Uncle Vern
One of the Regulars
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I'm no expert, but I've seen enough hats both live and on eBay to realize that hat companies like Stetson seem to have always restricted their model names to "good-guy" types, like John Wayne, or Tom Mix, or "Gus," from "Lonesome Dove." The only bad boy I've found with a hat named after him was James Dean, who actually wasn't much of a bad-ass, and who probably only wore a Stetson when he was filming "Giant." There should be some hat models named and issued after those great underbelly-types who have inhabited the American landscape and whose ghosts still linger in a parallel universe just beyond our grasp. Jack Abramoff has cast a reasonably sinister shadow over Borsalinos, but we can do better than that. I suspect that lounge members are just the right men (and women) for the job. I'll make the first suggestion: "The Resistol Jack Ruby model."