Musings

[LostInTyme]

Musings​

Only the wealthy know how much money is enough, and they're not telling, simply because they don't have it all, yet.

I keep having to add water to my aquarium. I wonder why the fish drink so much?

What's the difference between a crick and a creek? You can get a crick in your neck, and floorboards can creek. And neither of those contain any water. And then there is a stream, but how can you stream a channel when it doesn't contain any water? How in the hell did we ever learn to speak this language anyway?

Who's on first?

The seventeen year cicadas are due to arrive this spring. Seems they were here just two years ago. Perhaps cicada years are shorter these days. I knew daylight savings time would ultimately screw things up. It was just a matter of time.

How many trees does it to make a forest? I know it takes two trees to hang a hammock, and when that is done, I don't care about the rest of the question, 'cause now I can rest.

Today was yesterday's future, what did you do? How about tomorrow, got any plans?

Every day of life is a test. If you pass the test, you get one more day.

The best we can do is to do the best we can.

How is it that one person can become a pair-a-legal?

I once had a pair of snowshoes, but they melted on the first day of spring.

Something is wheying on my mind, I wish to cheese I could figure out watt, because it's very electrifying.​

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

Dirt appears both dark on light surfaces and light on dark surfaces.

 

[LostInTyme]

That sounds distinctly like a dirty joke.

 

[GHT]

I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it, Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh. My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing, It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed, And aides me when eye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps, We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite, Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me, It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den With wrapped word's fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can, Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse Buy righting want too pleas.
Jerrold H. Zar.