I guess Mathematicus gets to see the Italian fashion disasters from his front doorstep unlike us, who only see the imported disasters behind the safety of our front door
Some bright spark screwed up a pair of Loro Piana trousers with the wrong length on the mens catwalk and then mosquito attractive exposed ankle crops with dedicated pyjama taper fits suddenly were being copied across Venice so they could hang their feet over the gondolas and wash them in the beautifully fragrant waters before arriving with the fragrance of Venetia Number 2 on their feet by the time they arrived at Santa Maria della Salute.
Some bright spark screwed up a pair of Loro Piana trousers with the wrong length on the mens catwalk and then mosquito attractive exposed ankle crops with dedicated pyjama taper fits suddenly were being copied across Venice so they could hang their feet over the gondolas and wash them in the beautifully fragrant waters before arriving with the fragrance of Venetia Number 2 on their feet by the time they arrived at Santa Maria della Salute.