I hate that I like this and have to concede to its truth. Perhaps if I get a phone that only dials my wife and 911 I can stick to it. 90% of my bad ideas are hatched on this alleged "smart" phone.This is my last hit on the crack pipe . . . for the "foreseeable future."
Ps: "Foreseeable future" = whenever the urge/compulsion again overcomes common sense, which is generally a matter of weeks/months.