monbla256
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If that's a Strat you are correct
If that's a Strat you are correct
Welcome to the world as it isI was wearing my stingy brim Cavanagh, and a girl on the sidewalk commented on my "top hat" and I simply said "it's not a top hat, but thanks!" No hurt feelings and I got a chuckle, so it's all good. But, I knew from the beginning that wearing a decent hat in a town with literally no culture would be difficult... Most people here think Stetson is a style of hat, not a maker...
I don't get the cowboy remark that often (whereas I'd be proud to be called a cowboy);.
If you think the speaker is trying to put you down, and you want to be a little passive-agressive about it, you can use the opportunity to "educate" him (i.e., show him he's a dumbass). For instance, "Cowboy hat? No. Those have 4-inch brims. This is a fedora with a 2-7/8-inch brim, far from a cowboy hat. And it has a ribbon. Cowboy hats are trimmed with a leather band or braid or something else besides a ribbon. But I can understand your confusion, since most hats these days [implying the one he probably owns] have tiny so-called stingy brims, like women's hats did in the past. They're made of cheap wool felt, unlike this hat which is made of rabbit fur felt, and have sweat bands made of the stuff they make whitey-tighty underwear waists out of, unlike the leather sweatband of a real hat like this."
Whether or not this impresses him or he cares, it shows him that he doesn't know a whole lot about hats.