I think I'm about to get dumped tonight...

[johnnyelvis]

I think my lady is going to kick me to the curb tonight. Quick I need some good comebacks and one liners!

 

[HepKitty]

umm I think that depends on what you're going for here... do you mean comebacks to get her to stay, or comebacks to prove her right for dumping you?

 

[johnnyelvis]

haha I want her to stay, but she told me that we need to talk later...and I'm like freaking out, I don't even need one liners I'm just bored, I was thinking of doing it earlier, the other day I found a condom wrapper in her back seat..*yucky*

 

[James71]

Pre-emptive strike dude. Tell her you dont think its working out and that you need some space. Tell her you dont know if you can trust her. **

Human nature never changes. One thing I have observed. If they think you want them they dont mind letting you go. If they think you dont want them they will move mountains to keep you.

Having said that she might just be relieved that she doesnt have to do the dumping and walk. Either way the road eventually leads to splitsville.

** It should be noted that I am 38 and already on marriage number 2, so perhaps I am not the one to be giving advice!

 

[johnnyelvis]

Yeah I was thinking about the "beating her to the punch" approach. I guess we will just have to see how it plays out.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Careful, she might need to talk to you about being pregnant...

 

[Hemingway Jones]

Sorry, a bit too blog oriented for the Lounge, but I wish you all the best with your situation.