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IMO This garment needs some kind of treatment then a lot of battering. The treatment might just be hot water and then a long time in a dryer ( no heat ) . They need to be beat into submission .. leave them in the dryer until they beg to come out or in this case until they’re on their knees !!
I've given 'em 10 rounds in the dryer, came out nearly good as new. I've been clubbing in them, spilled beer over one knee intentionally... Still feel new.
Just now I came up with this; Mixed 1 decilitre alcohol with a roughly equal amount of water (so that's two cups if I got my Imperial right?), poured in some acetone for good measure, added some Lexol I had left and finally mixed it all with lanolin. Waiting for Saturday to spray that shit all over them, p̶o̶p̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶E̶ have a few beers, embarrass myself all night and report back here with hopefully positive results.