I've never liked Starbucks. To me, it just seems like a joint people go to when they want to order some ridiculously overpriced coffee drink so that they can feel trendy and upscale.
I've never understood their sizing system, either.
Tall: This is a quandary, as "Tall" is their smallest size. Isn't "tall" the opposite of "small"? In the real world it is, anyway. See, that's how they do it. You feel better about ordering a small, because the word "tall" is stuck in your psyche. That way, you don't feel like an idiot when you part with several dollars for a urine sample sized cup of coffee.
Grande: When was the last time you went to Taco Bell, ordered a Taco Grande, and got a medium sized taco?
Viente: Ok, this one just baffles me. Where did they come up with this? Who's idea was it to make it an actual size denomination? This is just some hoity-toity buzzword, used again so people don't feel like a MORON for paying more than 5$ for a single flippin' cup of coffee. Big deal. I can go around the corner to Circle K and get a "viente" sized up of coffee for a buck ten. I'd like to tell them: "take a viente razor and shove it up your nose, ya tall brained moron."
I've never understood their sizing system, either.
Tall: This is a quandary, as "Tall" is their smallest size. Isn't "tall" the opposite of "small"? In the real world it is, anyway. See, that's how they do it. You feel better about ordering a small, because the word "tall" is stuck in your psyche. That way, you don't feel like an idiot when you part with several dollars for a urine sample sized cup of coffee.
Grande: When was the last time you went to Taco Bell, ordered a Taco Grande, and got a medium sized taco?
Viente: Ok, this one just baffles me. Where did they come up with this? Who's idea was it to make it an actual size denomination? This is just some hoity-toity buzzword, used again so people don't feel like a MORON for paying more than 5$ for a single flippin' cup of coffee. Big deal. I can go around the corner to Circle K and get a "viente" sized up of coffee for a buck ten. I'd like to tell them: "take a viente razor and shove it up your nose, ya tall brained moron."