I have recently been subjected to horrors. Horrors which no mortal should have to endure. I will explain.
For quite some time I have suspected my eyes are traitors of the devious kind. Haziness. Blurriness. Focusing problems. Is this what it has come to, I wonder? What treachery! Well, I had mine little eyes investigated and was informed I had a touch of distance blur. Not so bad, the bigger problem is an Astigmatism. Argh!
So, I needed to get glasses. Bummer. OK, let's do this, I thought. My wife almost ruined me. She forbade me from taking any hats with me when I chose frames. But honey-bunny, I cried, I have to take at least one, possibly five. I don't leave the house without a hat, so the glasses simply MUST work with them. Sometimes I don't even leave the bedroom without a scrappy cap every morning.
She almost convinced me, but her efforts were futile. So I took one strategically chosen hat with me when I chose frames. Oh, I also brought my wife, for to choose frames without her consent would be tantamount to smiling while jumping off a cliff you didn't even see coming.
Things turned out fine. The frames are great with flat caps and work with most of my fedoras. However, they look like crap with a couple straw hats. That's OK, I bought those hats when I didn't have glasses (which I got last week, May 12th) so it is no major deal.
Still, now I have an added layer of complexity to deal with when choosing hats. And I'm not a huge fan of this added layer yet.
Did anyone else need to get glasses years after they already started wearing and purchasing hats religiously? Does anyone else think they may need to have their eyes checked but are putting it off while purchasing more hats?!?!
Do your glasses exert as much influence over your hat purchases as I envision (nice!) mine exerting over my purchases in the future?
For quite some time I have suspected my eyes are traitors of the devious kind. Haziness. Blurriness. Focusing problems. Is this what it has come to, I wonder? What treachery! Well, I had mine little eyes investigated and was informed I had a touch of distance blur. Not so bad, the bigger problem is an Astigmatism. Argh!
So, I needed to get glasses. Bummer. OK, let's do this, I thought. My wife almost ruined me. She forbade me from taking any hats with me when I chose frames. But honey-bunny, I cried, I have to take at least one, possibly five. I don't leave the house without a hat, so the glasses simply MUST work with them. Sometimes I don't even leave the bedroom without a scrappy cap every morning.
She almost convinced me, but her efforts were futile. So I took one strategically chosen hat with me when I chose frames. Oh, I also brought my wife, for to choose frames without her consent would be tantamount to smiling while jumping off a cliff you didn't even see coming.
Things turned out fine. The frames are great with flat caps and work with most of my fedoras. However, they look like crap with a couple straw hats. That's OK, I bought those hats when I didn't have glasses (which I got last week, May 12th) so it is no major deal.
Still, now I have an added layer of complexity to deal with when choosing hats. And I'm not a huge fan of this added layer yet.
Did anyone else need to get glasses years after they already started wearing and purchasing hats religiously? Does anyone else think they may need to have their eyes checked but are putting it off while purchasing more hats?!?!
Do your glasses exert as much influence over your hat purchases as I envision (nice!) mine exerting over my purchases in the future?