thomasrodd
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I need to get 15 posts so I can PM.
Ok, here's a hat story, sorry no picture to go with it, although I have one somewhere that I may post when I find it.
I was working as a consumer protection lawyer for the state, and sued a direct mail genius who was make millions on illegal "you have won" mailings. He contersued me (and others). Meanwhile, I left consumer protection and went to work at a court where one of my colleagues was working on a case involving the direct mailer.
The direct mail guy's lawyer took my deposition and wanted to know if I had talked with my colleague about the direct mailer's case. I told the lawyer that I had talked talked with my colleague in connection with an article that a national magazine was running about the direct mailer. (My picture was in the article.)
"Just exactly what did you consult with your colleague about?" asked the aggressive lawyer, leaning forward in anticipation of a damning admission that I had committed a "conflict of interest."
"Well, I was concerned about the article," I said. "So my colleague and I went around and around for quite a while about an important question."
"And just what was that issue?" the lawyer demanded forcefully -- scenting blood in the water!
"Well," I said, "when the photographer came to take my picture, I was really conflicted: boater -- or fedora? I was torn, but he persuaded me to go for the fedora - an Akubra Sydney. It turned out to be a good choice, the boater looked a little frivolous."
Somehow that wasn't enough of a conflict to get me into trouble! And the photo, say my kids, was A-OK!
Ok, here's a hat story, sorry no picture to go with it, although I have one somewhere that I may post when I find it.
I was working as a consumer protection lawyer for the state, and sued a direct mail genius who was make millions on illegal "you have won" mailings. He contersued me (and others). Meanwhile, I left consumer protection and went to work at a court where one of my colleagues was working on a case involving the direct mailer.
The direct mail guy's lawyer took my deposition and wanted to know if I had talked with my colleague about the direct mailer's case. I told the lawyer that I had talked talked with my colleague in connection with an article that a national magazine was running about the direct mailer. (My picture was in the article.)
"Just exactly what did you consult with your colleague about?" asked the aggressive lawyer, leaning forward in anticipation of a damning admission that I had committed a "conflict of interest."
"Well, I was concerned about the article," I said. "So my colleague and I went around and around for quite a while about an important question."
"And just what was that issue?" the lawyer demanded forcefully -- scenting blood in the water!
"Well," I said, "when the photographer came to take my picture, I was really conflicted: boater -- or fedora? I was torn, but he persuaded me to go for the fedora - an Akubra Sydney. It turned out to be a good choice, the boater looked a little frivolous."
Somehow that wasn't enough of a conflict to get me into trouble! And the photo, say my kids, was A-OK!