Hat look worn?

[Frunobulax]

Wow, my car always made it home with me. I may not have remembered how it, and me, got home, but it was always parked out front when I woke up!

 

[Bob Roberts]

if I had a dollar for every time I woke up wondering where the fk my car was I could just buy a new one

one time in LA I woke up ... it just happened to be my birthday ... had no idea where my car was ... when I found it, it had a boot on the front tire because of the glove box full of parking tickets

I took a few things out of it and just left it there until they took it away ... I never saw it again

happy birthday to me

Big smile
I know the feeling. Mine went "missing" in Washington Heights... I finally found the spot where I thought I last left it and no car. Called the police and reported it stolen. It was. Impounded by Transit cops and towed downtown. $$$$$.

 

[Bob Roberts]

It was either one of the strippers or the jailer that ended up with a nice hat that night.

Ha! Cheers Jack! Hope it was worth it...

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Big smile
I know the feeling. Mine went "missing" in Washington Heights... I finally found the spot where I thought I last left it and no car. Called the police and reported it stolen. It was. Impounded by Transit cops and towed downtown. $$$$$.

Nowadays that's what Uber is for.

 

[Bob Roberts]

Nowadays that's what Uber is for.

Yep. Haven't had the opportunity yet.

 

[hatophile]

A few days n nights of heavy hard drinkin will take care of it real fast.

Hard drinkin in a hard rain and fall over drunk in a muddy ditch. That should do it.

 

[Frunobulax]

Nowadays that's what Uber is for.

That's why I got married. "Here, honey, take the keys. Let's go home."

 

[Bob Roberts]

Hard drinkin in a hard rain and fall over drunk in a muddy ditch. That should do it.

Lol. In no time. Esp if you sleep in the ditch.

 

[FedOregon]

Buy a well-worn hat off ebay. If that's not enough, throw some dirt at it, stomp on it a couple times and then shake it off and "bash" it to your liking.

Paying for the "distressed" look isn't my thing, but whatever floats your boat.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Yep. Haven't had the opportunity yet.

For just such an occasion I never leave home without 'em. Probably 75% of the time it's the same driver who comes to get me too. We joke about me just going ahead & hiring him to work as my personal chauffeur.

 

[Frunobulax]

So...what happened to the original poster?

 

[Bob Roberts]

For just such an occasion I never leave home without 'em. Probably 75% of the time it's the same driver who comes to get me too. We joke about me just going ahead & hiring him to work as my personal chauffeur.

Ha! Uber is a good idea. Really. I need to grow up and stop trying to drive with one eye closed.

 

[Bob Roberts]

So...what happened to the original poster?

Maybe he doesn't like our ideas? Or our off topic drinking stories...

 

[moontheloon]

Nowadays that's what Uber is for.

no doubt

my hard drinkin days ended long before uber existed

 

[hatophile]

So...what happened to the original poster?

I think he got his answer a page ago.

 

[Bob Roberts]

no doubt

my hard drinkin days ended long before uber existed

Glad you got it outta your system.

 

[Frunobulax]

no doubt

my hard drinkin days ended long before uber existed

"It used to be sort of a hobby..."



Sent directly from my mind to yours

 

[Smoking_Cowboy]

Any ideas how to distress a hat?

 

[moontheloon]

yeah ... wear it

or do you buy your jeans pre ripped ?

if that's the case I cannot help you .... but this guy has a few ideas

 

[LuvMyMan]

I can make any hat look old fast...you start out with making your neighbor's cat vomit on it...spill coffee, beer, gun oil, break an egg on it, tie some string around it and drag down the street...several trips around the block should do it...then garden hose it off, pour some powdered Tide laundry soap on it, scrub it with cold water, rinse if off and line dry it INSIDE so it will not shrink up too much. Hat Jack it and steam it to fit....if that hat does not look old and worn and distressed by then, blame your neighbor's cat!