Ha har! Jack lad. Talk like a pirate!

[dhermann1]

Avast, mateys! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! This be no joke! Them's what DIE'll be the lucky ones! Batten down the mizzen mast! Keel haul the poopdeck! Shiver me timbers!

 

[Haversack]

"Gengu þeir á land upp slyppir, en þeir Þórólfr tóku skipit með farmi ok fóru leiðar sinnar. Hafði Þórólfr þá þrjú skip, er hann sigldi austan um Foldina, sigldu þá þjóðleið til Líðandisness, fóru þá sem skyndiligast, en námu nesnám, þar sem þeir kómu við, ok hjuggu strandhögg."*

What? Vikings aren't pirates?

*From Egils saga Skallgrimsonar describing how Thorolf made a raid on Lithandisness after taking a merchant ship.

 

[Talbot]

Harrrrrr, missed it.

I work in an office. Pirates use words like 'leverage', 'paradigm', and 'outside the square' these days.

Herring gutted swabs, ahrrrr.....

 

[rocketeer]

Avast behind!