Give me Lief to take Liberties or give me Deth...

[Katt in Hat]

"Budgies? We ain't got no budgies. We don't need no budgies. I don't have to show you any stinking budgies."...Gold Hat

We do have a lovely Norwegian Blue but he's in back taking a nap. He's a bit off 'is feed. Appears to be pinin' for the Fjords...

"The Devil made me do it." Flip Wilson fftopic:

 

[Pilgrim]

Monty Python Lives!

Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!

(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)

C: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.

O: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!

C: STUNNED?!?

O: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.

[snip]

C: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!

'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!

'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!

'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

lol lol lol

 

[mysterygal]

Ah, so it's Monty Python! I was thinking someone slipped something into their coffee .....glad to see some fans of python in here!
My favorite line is....'ah, look.....the mother ewe's teaching her lambs to fly, you will notice they do not so much fly as plummet'

 

[Pilgrim]

Let us not go to Camelot - it is a silly place.

 

[mysterygal]

Pilgrim, that's from the 'Holy Grail' right?......a line I love from that movie is, 'Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time'

 

[Baron Kurtz]

My name is spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced Throat-Wobbler Mangrove ...

bk

 

[Absinthe_1900]

Dinsdale!

 

[BellyTank]

Nih!!!

B
T

 

[mysterygal]

"There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount"

"Curse you, Inspector Dim! You are too clever for us naughty people!"

and who could forget this bloke?

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat! snap, snap, grin, grin, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!

 

[CWetherby]

And now for something completely different....

 

[Shaul-Ike Cohen]

Er, blue.

 

[Shaul-Ike Cohen]

No, yell-

(edited by Shaul-Ike Cohen at...)

AAAAAAAAAAAARGH

 

[Katt in Hat]

Radio, Radio...We listen to no stinkin' Radio!

Nih!!!

B
T

Peter Sellers as Blue Bottle on The Goon Show, Mi Lud... :deadhorse

 

[Pilgrim]

Katt, I hereby present you with....................


A shrubbery....


...and a silly walk. :eusa_clap

 

[mysterygal]

"strawberry tart?"
"Well, its got some rat in it."
"how much?"
"three. Rather a lot really"

 

[Pilgrim]

Also from the Pythons, and strangely appropriate in view of some of the other threads running now...

"I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.”

Whew!