Forbidden items in my home...

[Stray Cat]

Cactus -- I have a major phobia of cactus.

I don't blame you - those are a strange looking things.

 

[AtomicEraTom]

My brother doesn't like the term cactus and prefers to call them "don't touchem's"

Cactus -- I have a major phobia of cactus.

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

I don't blame you - those are a strange looking things.

My other phobia is mushrooms. Though strangely enough, I have no problem eating them. It just creeps me out seeing them growing in the ground.

 

[Stray Cat]

My other phobia is mushrooms. Though strangely enough, I have no problem eating them. It just creeps me out seeing them growing in the ground.

Eat them?!
I have a problem kust twith the idea of a free growing, ground infesting fungae.

 

[jamespowers]

I must owe you an apology James! I have seen a few Hippies around in the last month or so, naturally, I blamed you. Thought you were giving them some Greyhound tickets and brownies, and telling them pot is legal in Colorado!

No, you can blame me. I am getting them gone by the busload that way. Thanks for legalizing dope and making my job easier. They go willingly rather than me having to put them in containers to send them back to where they came from on the east coast.

 

[jamespowers]

Eat them?!
I have a problem kust twith the idea of a free growing, ground infesting fungae.

Mmmmm MMMMM

 

[MissNathalieVintage]

Guns
Liquor
Tobacco
Illegal drugs
Pornography
Cussing
Satanic objects
Astrology objects
Bugs/mice/rats
Meat, I do like the smell of bacon/BBQ.
Trophies fish or fur
Analog TV converter box/cable TV/dish TV
My TV only gets one free TV station which I watch every once in a while. The TV is mostly for movie watching.
WIFI
Strangers

 

[AtomicEraTom]

Three of my favorite things lol

Guns
Liquor
Tobacco

 

[Stearmen]

No, you can blame me. I am getting them gone by the busload that way. Thanks for legalizing dope and making my job easier. They go willingly rather than me having to put them in containers to send them back to where they came from on the east coast.

Oh, thanks James! I have only seen three in three months, so maybe they are getting lost in Utah!

 

[Stearmen]

Guns
Meat, I do like the smell of bacon/BBQ.

:faint:

 

[Stray Cat]

Mmmmm MMMMM

:doh:

If the word "Miss" in your username means you are single, but would someday like to be married, then your objection to
will at minimum severely limit the pool of available fellows.

Bravo! :eusa_clap

Anyway, MissNathalieVintage
You just might need some of the items on the list to keep the man busy while you enjoy "me time". lol

 

[jamespowers]

Oh, thanks James! I have only seen three in three months, so maybe they are getting lost in Utah!

Well you guys put out the Dope Welcome Mat.

 

[jamespowers]

Three of my favorite things lol

:rofl:

 

[HudsonHawk]

Liquor
Tobacco
Meat

That's three of the four food groups. You expect a man to live on chocolate alone?

 

[HudsonHawk]

Anyway, MissNathalieVintage
You just might need some of the items on the list to keep the man busy while you enjoy "me time". lol

No kidding. Take a away a man's porn and his satanic objects, and you've pretty much reduced him to a shell.

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

That's three of the four food groups. You expect a man to live on chocolate alone?

No worse, tofu.

 

[jamespowers]

No worse, tofu.

Tofu is not a food. It is building material.

 

[MissNathalieVintage]

:doh:



Bravo! :eusa_clap


Anyway, MissNathalieVintage
You just might need some of the items on the list to keep the man busy while you enjoy "me time". lol

We will see if it ever comes to that.

 

[MissNathalieVintage]

Yep, enjoy life mega chunks are awesome!

 

[Stray Cat]

No kidding. Take a away a man's porn and his satanic objects, and you've pretty much reduced him to a shell.

:rofl:

Never (ever!) in my home:

Plastic furniture covers. uke: