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Forbidden items in my home...

LoveMyHats2

I’ll Lock Up.
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Things forbidden in my home...anyone high on drugs, drugs themselves, muddy shoes, mother in law (without invitation) mooching relatives, any flesh eating wild animals, CD's that have any form of music on them that are destructive to ear drums, door to door salesman, (they are rare, but I still will run them off).
 

Stray Cat

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Things forbidden in my home...anyone high on drugs, drugs themselves, muddy shoes, mother in law (without invitation) mooching relatives, any flesh eating wild animals, CD's that have any form of music on them that are destructive to ear drums, door to door salesman, (they are rare, but I still will run them off).

See, here's the solution: IF you allow flesh eating wild animals, you'll solve both mother in law (without invitation) AND door to door salesman.. how?... they'll EAT THEM UP.. lol

As for the muddy shoes.. I'll second that one. :D
 

LordBest

Practically Family
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692
Location
Australia
Well, forbidden items, let's see:

Any form of cream that comes in a spray can. I can spend a couple of dollars and a few minutes whipping cream in a bowl, or I can more for the privilege of buying reconstituted cream and air in a can for considerably more.

Zealots, whether political, religious, ecological or dietary, if you can't carry on a polite conversation and respect other peoples views, you are not welcome.

Crocs. Surely self-explanatory.

Looking over this list I'm not sure whether to feel embaressed or just vaguely unsure as to my priorities in life.
 

sheeplady

I'll Lock Up
Bartender
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4,479
Location
Shenandoah Valley, Virginia, USA
No, you're fine.. lol

I remember something: PINK WALLS.. maybe in Barbie's house.. not in mine... [bad]

At one time, I am convinced that every wall in our home was pink. The woodwork was too. And after that, they painted every wall sunny yellow or mint green. I know this only because I have removed the wallpaper and chipping paint back to the pink in almost every room, the pink being the last layer of paint that was applied by somebody who knew how to prepare a wall for painting. Standing there for hours and scraping paint and/or wallpaper off the walls only to get down to pink paint makes me hate the color even more.

Right now I have a half pink hallway. Ugh.
 

Tomasso

Incurably Addicted
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13,719
Location
USA
PINK WALLS.. maybe in Barbie's house.. not in mine... [bad]

I've seen some attractive pink bedrooms.

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