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Actually where the price of Bacon is going, you may as well send just one small bar of gold....
:rofl: Makes sense.
Actually where the price of Bacon is going, you may as well send just one small bar of gold....
(What he left out was all those freshly dug mounds of dirt with some new flowers and grass helping to hide...)...lol
That doesn't sound like relaxation.
No, relaxation comes afterwards. Curl up on the couch with the woman, my cat, a movie, and a cold beer. After the movie, I send her home, put the cat out, and go to bed.
Actually where the price of Bacon is going, you may as well send just one small bar of gold....
I have to edit this...I just noticed a math error...five pounds of Bacon....two bars of gold.
I have to edit this...I just noticed a math error...five pounds of Bacon....two bars of gold.
No, relaxation comes afterwards. Curl up on the couch with the woman, my cat, a movie, and a cold beer. After the movie, I send her home, put the cat out, and go to bed.
Yes, we are all paying for James' over-promotion of bacon as the universal food!
I have to edit this...I just noticed a math error...five pounds of Bacon....two bars of gold.
When at some point in your future most of that will be the same, but not in that exact order or participants. Better enjoy all the snuggling you can muster....a deep look into Madam Zelda's crystal ball, sparks some images of diaper changing, prepping bottles for feeding time, helping the misses clean food tossed all over by the "little one"..(or two)....you won't need to put the cat out, the cat will be hiding for days at a time, and a beer....or a movie....only after you drop dead worn out and in your dreams! LOL!
At my house since my housemates are busy with their baby the cat has latched on to me.
The :hippie: :hippie: didn't notice the difference because they smell worse than :flypig: and Stanley combined.
Yeaaaaahhh Man!
True, Stanley continually tried to break free from the hippies to outrun their smell!
Ahem...er, not quite a man here! LOL
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What's everyone up to today? Any plans for the weekend?
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Selling at a flea market on Sunday which means tomorrow I have get everything ready. Oh joy!
When at some point in your future most of that will be the same, but not in that exact order or participants. Better enjoy all the snuggling you can muster....a deep look into Madam Zelda's crystal ball, sparks some images of diaper changing, prepping bottles for feeding time, helping the misses clean food tossed all over by the "little one"..(or two)....you won't need to put the cat out, the cat will be hiding for days at a time, and a beer....or a movie....only after you drop dead worn out and in your dreams! LOL!
Yet, somehow, that all sounds so nice!