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Recently, California ran an e-mail forum (a question
and answer exchange) where the topic was "Policing
the Community." One of the civilian email
participants posed the following question: "I would
like to know how it is possible for police officers
to continually harass people and get away with it?"
From the "other side" (the law enforcement side) a
cool cop with a sense of humor replied:
It is not easy. In California we average one cop
for every 2,000 people. About 60% of those cops are
on patrol, where we do most of the harassing.
One-fifth of that 60% are on duty at any given
moment and are available for harassing people. So,
one cop is responsible for harassing about 10,000
residents. When you toss in the commercial,
business and tourist locations that attract people
from other areas, sometimes you have a situation
where a single cop is responsible for harassing
20,000 or more people each day.
A ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds. This gives a
cop one second to harass a person, and three-fourths
of a second to eat a donut AND then find a new
person to harass. This is not an easy task. Most
cops are not up to it, day in and day out. It is
just too tiring. What we do is utilize some tools
to help us narrow down those people which we harass.
They are as follows:
PHONE: People will call us up and point out things
that cause us to focus on a person for special
harassment. "My neighbor is beating his wife" is a
code phrase we use. Then we come out and give
special harassment. Another popular one on a
weeknight is, "The kids next door are having a loud
party."
CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass
people who drive. They like to harass the drivers
of fast cars, cars blasting music, cars with expired
registration stickers and the like. It is lots of
fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing
more obvious than running a red light.
Sometimes you get to really heap the harassment on
when you find they have drugs in the car, are
driving drunk, or they have an outstanding warrant.
RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the
sight of a police officer. Nothing is quite as
satisfying as running after them like a beagle on
the scent of a bunny. When you catch them you can
harass them for hours.
CODES: When you can think of nothing else to do,
there are books that give ideas for reasons to
harass folks. They are called "Codes" - Penal,
Vehicle, Health and Safety, Business and
Professional Codes, to name a few. They spell out
all sorts of things for which you can really mess
with people. After you read the code, you can just
drive around for a while until you find someone
violating one of these listed offenses and harass
them. Just last week I saw a guy smash a car
window. Well, the code says that is not allowed.
That meant I got permission to harass this guy,
It is a pretty cool system that we have set up, and
it works pretty well.
We seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to
harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because
the good citizens who pay the tab actually like the
fact that we keep the streets safe for them. Next
time you are in my town, give me a single finger
wave. That will be a signal that you wish for me to
take a little closer look at you, and then maybe
I'll find a reason to harass YOU.
Looking forward to meeting you!
and answer exchange) where the topic was "Policing
the Community." One of the civilian email
participants posed the following question: "I would
like to know how it is possible for police officers
to continually harass people and get away with it?"
From the "other side" (the law enforcement side) a
cool cop with a sense of humor replied:
It is not easy. In California we average one cop
for every 2,000 people. About 60% of those cops are
on patrol, where we do most of the harassing.
One-fifth of that 60% are on duty at any given
moment and are available for harassing people. So,
one cop is responsible for harassing about 10,000
residents. When you toss in the commercial,
business and tourist locations that attract people
from other areas, sometimes you have a situation
where a single cop is responsible for harassing
20,000 or more people each day.
A ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds. This gives a
cop one second to harass a person, and three-fourths
of a second to eat a donut AND then find a new
person to harass. This is not an easy task. Most
cops are not up to it, day in and day out. It is
just too tiring. What we do is utilize some tools
to help us narrow down those people which we harass.
They are as follows:
PHONE: People will call us up and point out things
that cause us to focus on a person for special
harassment. "My neighbor is beating his wife" is a
code phrase we use. Then we come out and give
special harassment. Another popular one on a
weeknight is, "The kids next door are having a loud
party."
CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass
people who drive. They like to harass the drivers
of fast cars, cars blasting music, cars with expired
registration stickers and the like. It is lots of
fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing
more obvious than running a red light.
Sometimes you get to really heap the harassment on
when you find they have drugs in the car, are
driving drunk, or they have an outstanding warrant.
RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the
sight of a police officer. Nothing is quite as
satisfying as running after them like a beagle on
the scent of a bunny. When you catch them you can
harass them for hours.
CODES: When you can think of nothing else to do,
there are books that give ideas for reasons to
harass folks. They are called "Codes" - Penal,
Vehicle, Health and Safety, Business and
Professional Codes, to name a few. They spell out
all sorts of things for which you can really mess
with people. After you read the code, you can just
drive around for a while until you find someone
violating one of these listed offenses and harass
them. Just last week I saw a guy smash a car
window. Well, the code says that is not allowed.
That meant I got permission to harass this guy,
It is a pretty cool system that we have set up, and
it works pretty well.
We seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to
harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because
the good citizens who pay the tab actually like the
fact that we keep the streets safe for them. Next
time you are in my town, give me a single finger
wave. That will be a signal that you wish for me to
take a little closer look at you, and then maybe
I'll find a reason to harass YOU.
Looking forward to meeting you!