Clean Jokes

[Frunobulax]

View attachment 478077

That's called the Maury Povich show.

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Trenchfriend]

At night, a man drives home from work. He got "fire in the hole", but the stupid route has rarely woods coming up. Then, the saving little wood comes up, in the beginning suburban area with first single houses and he stops.

But as he wants to unzip, behind the thick bushes right in front of him a strange noise comes up. So he better wants to look after this noise before start to pee.
Then he sees a white-greenish somewhat behind the thick leaves, smaller than a human, not moving but making strange sounds. He carefully takes a step in its direction, but it's still not moving.
"Hellooo? Are yoouu an Alieeen? Dooon't worry, I'm friendly."

Policemen turns around:
"Can someone not even take a dump in PEACE, MAN??"

 

[My Scooter]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Trenchfriend]

As far as experts say, only Chuck Norris ever owned a pair of boxer briefs from Calvin Groß.

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[My Scooter]

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Frunobulax]

Daughter: "Mom, I'm dating the neighbor, Mr. Fitzimmons."

Mom: "He could be your father!"

Daughter: "Mom, age isn't an issue."

Mom: "That's not where I was going with this..."

 

[Turnip]

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

View attachment 479975

Befitting joke for all of time, right there!

 

[Turnip]