Clean Jokes

[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[My Scooter]

 

[02 nighttrain]

a guy wanting a divorce tells the judge, "I just can't take it anymore. Every night my wife is out late going from bar to bar."
The judge says, "what's she doing that for?"
"She's looking for me."

 

[LostInTyme]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Tiki Tom]

^^^^ Santa’s not much of a shakedown artist. I would have added a zero.

Gym fitness coach: “what kind of squats do you do?”
Me: “Diddly.”

what did the buffalo say as he dropped his son off at school?
”Bison”.

 

[My Scooter]

 

[02 nighttrain]

My girlfriend complained, “You didn’t notice my new hairstyle, you never bring me flowers, and you forgot our 3-month anniversary. You’re inconsiderate. My ex-husband was thoughtful, he treated me like a queen, and he put me on a pedestal.”
“Wow,” I replied, “how’d that work out?”

 

[Turnip]

 

[Frunobulax]

My girlfriend complained, “You didn’t notice my new hairstyle, you never bring me flowers, and you forgot our 3-month anniversary. You’re inconsiderate. My ex-husband was thoughtful, he treated me like a queen, and he put me on a pedestal.”
“Wow,” I replied, “how’d that work out?”

My wife was complaining just yesterday, saying my two worst traits are I never listen to her and...something else.

 

[Trenchfriend]

You love it, too?

 

[My Scooter]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Trenchfriend]

Can't see anything.

 

[Turnip]

Try opening your eyes.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Try opening your eyes.

Nah, the pic isn't working.

 

[Frunobulax]

Merry Christmas from the US Air Force.

 

[Frunobulax]

Please be safe and aware on the roads this Christmas Eve. There will be a lot of guys out there drinking too much...

...and their wives will be driving.