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Clean Jokes
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LostInTyme
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BEYOND INFINITY
Platitudes and attitudes,
jungle bungle,
hareum-scareum,
I've run out of cement,
and there is no more sunshine
in the bottle,
so I'll probably
go downtown and holler.
Platitudes and attitudes,
jungle bungle,
hareum-scareum,
I've run out of cement,
and there is no more sunshine
in the bottle,
so I'll probably
go downtown and holler.
LostInTyme
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My shoes were old and holy,
So I had them resouled.
So I had them resouled.
LostInTyme
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Ring-around-the-rosie,
Pocket full of posies,
One-two-three,
And we all fall down
The matter at hand, matters not, for it is just a matter of fact, and, remains factual, yet permission has not been granted to present such factual matters, therefore, the document in question has been unclassified, and deposited in such manner as to render it open to interpretation by responsible parties deemed as such by higher authorities with full knowledge the situation currently at hand, and there-by, and consisting here-with as receiving a bo-go of one Big Mac.
This is my final verdict. God save the King.
Pocket full of posies,
One-two-three,
And we all fall down
The matter at hand, matters not, for it is just a matter of fact, and, remains factual, yet permission has not been granted to present such factual matters, therefore, the document in question has been unclassified, and deposited in such manner as to render it open to interpretation by responsible parties deemed as such by higher authorities with full knowledge the situation currently at hand, and there-by, and consisting here-with as receiving a bo-go of one Big Mac.
This is my final verdict. God save the King.
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Mom:
"Hi, Sweetie. Did you have a got day?"
Kiddo:
"Yes, I did. We talked about our parents jobs."
Mom:
"Ok, and what did you say? That Mommy is a PA and she makes TikToks?"
Kiddo:
"Not quite."
Mom:
"Not quite? What did you say?"
Kiddo:
"That you get paid to make videos in your bedroom."
"Hi, Sweetie. Did you have a got day?"
Kiddo:
"Yes, I did. We talked about our parents jobs."
Mom:
"Ok, and what did you say? That Mommy is a PA and she makes TikToks?"
Kiddo:
"Not quite."
Mom:
"Not quite? What did you say?"
Kiddo:
"That you get paid to make videos in your bedroom."
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Gertrude: I see here in the news scientists have determined there are two million ants on earth for every person.
Heathcliffe: Heck, if they organized, we'd be in trouble!
Gertrude: It's a good thing ants don't organ...wait...
Heathcliffe: Heck, if they organized, we'd be in trouble!
Gertrude: It's a good thing ants don't organ...wait...
Tiki Tom
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If you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any Tupperware container in your kitchen.
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