Clean Jokes

[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Frunobulax]

Son: Mom, I'm going over to Jenny's house.

Mom: Don't forget a condom.

Son: Mom, I'm 15.

Mom: Yeah, I'm 30.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Classic. Man, when the cart runs downhill...

 

[Turnip]

 

[Frunobulax]

You're supposed to have a buddy that takes care of that for you.

 

[Zombie_61]

You're supposed to have a buddy that takes care of that for you.

Or an app that fries your hard drive and destroys any "evidence" if the wrong password is entered.

I'm pretty sure that no one who really knows me would be surprised by anything they'd find on my laptop. Of course, now that I think about it in those terms I have a real opportunity to pack my hard drive with paraphernalia that would be entirely out-of-character for me, just to screw with anyone who might start poking around my personal stuff while the Mortician is still raking my dead ashes out of the retort at the crematorium. "Hey, did you know he was a member of the 'Cloud Appreciation Society'?"

Hmm, this is going to require some thought...

 

[My Scooter]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Frunobulax]

HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[My Scooter]

 

[Trenchfriend]

I looked after Sony e-book readers, today.

Oh, they stopped production in 2014...

 

[Turnip]

 

[Trenchfriend]

Monday, Tuesday, WHAT THE FUCK??, Saturday...

 

[BobHufford]

When ya gotta go ... soon!

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Turnip]

At this point I’d like to express my special thanks to Judas for the extended weekend.

 

[Turnip]

 

[Bamaboots]