Clean Jokes

[drmaxtejeda]

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Hahahaha! LOLOLOL!

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[BobHufford]

 

[GHT]

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Now I know that the number of "The Beast" is 666, but PMS? Is that Pass My Shotgun? Or, Psychotic Mood Swing? Or (look away ladies,) Puffy Muff Section? Or, if you're still here, Potential Murder Suspect?

 

[Frunobulax]

Now I know that the number of "The Beast" is 666, but PMS? Is that Pass My Shotgun? Or, Psychotic Mood Swing? Or (look away ladies,) Puffy Muff Section? Or, if you're still here, Potential Murder Suspect?

You're on track with Psychotic Mood Swing.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Maybe works in English. Young lady is stopped for traffic control.

Patrol cop: "Hello, Miss. We are doing a traffic control, today. At first, could you please show me your triangle (warning triangle)?"

Lady: "Here, in public, YOU PIGLET??"

 

[Benny Holiday]

Kids today! All they're interested in is computer games. Why the other day I was teaching my history class, and I asked the students if anyone could remember the name of the book Hitler wrote that we studied about the previous semester. One boy put up his hand and said, "Minecraft sir?"
Aaarghhh!!!!!

 

[Trenchfriend]

Kids today! All they're interested in is computer games. Why the other day I was teaching my history class, and I asked the students if anyone could remember the name of the book Hitler wrote that we studied about the previous semester. One boy put up his hand and said, "Minecraft sir?"
Aaarghhh!!!!!

"Kein Mampf!"

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Resisting arrest?

 

[Trenchfriend]

Let me know if that one works.

And the conclusion is, the "running heaven?"-line is the ultimate!

1:03

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Frunobulax]

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That's some serious Plinko!

 

[BobHufford]

I could maybe understand this if you were a Chiefs fan.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Frunobulax]

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LOL

 

[GHT]

 

[Frunobulax]

That...Just. Ain't. Right.

 

[drmaxtejeda]

-Do you renounce Satan?
-i can't, father, I have two children with her

 

[Frunobulax]