Clean Jokes

[Trenchfriend]

Classic:

"If you please? Or shall we dance, first?

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Bamaboots]

@Hurricane Jack, LMAO

 

[daddy0d0]

How do you tell the difference between boy pancakes and girl pancakes?






By the way they're stacked!


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[2jakes]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[2jakes]

Darn...I woulda gotten a good report card with a smart phone.

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Trenchfriend]

"Job-application"

A young lady applies for a job as programmer. Boss is keen on her beauty and asks for her salary expectation.

Lady: "I thought about 4.500,-.
Boss: "Okay, with the greatest of pleasure!"
Lady: "With pleasure, it's 6.000,-."

 

[2jakes]

Stranded on a deserted island was no problem for jake
when he found a Fedex box with a racket & Wilson tennis ball.

 

[dnjan]

 

[2jakes]

Great idea!
I opted for the “Deluxe” bar package which includes everything.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Maybe this should be in the "You Know You're Getting Old" thread?

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

''Tis that time of yr.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Zombie_61]

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"Jared Fogle, who crawled through a river of Jello pudding and came out clean on the other...he did what? Oh...never mind."

 

[Hurricane Jack]