Clean Jokes

[drmaxtejeda]

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[Frunobulax]

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Do you think that the OP of 'clean jokes' had this language and topic in mind?..or should we just go crude, rude and indecent no matter the title because you and a few seem to prefer it that way..?? Why not just start your own 'Vulgar-Jokes' thread instead..??
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You really should alert the Bartenders. I'm certain they are appalled.

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[BobHufford]

 

[deadlyhandsome]

You really should alert the Bartenders. I'm certain they are appalled.

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Seconded! And I’m shocked that there’s gambling going on in here!




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[Bamaboots]

 

[Zombie_61]

^ My sympathies are for the camel.

 

[drmaxtejeda]

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[drmaxtejeda]

Those who think hiring an expert professional is too expensive, don't yet know the cost of hiring an incompetent one.



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[drmaxtejeda]

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[HoosierDaddy]

 

[Zombie_61]

Yeah, it's not particularly funny; I just liked the photo manipulation.

 

[GHT]

Ladies, if you're not sure if he's married, or not, take a sneaky peek into his wallet.
The married man has photos where his money used to be.

 

[drmaxtejeda]

I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt. I am so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.

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[HoosierDaddy]

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.

Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.

 

[GHT]

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.
“I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”
“Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.
“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”

 

[drmaxtejeda]

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[Zombie_61]

A man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" She replied, "I'd take half and leave you." "Great," he said, "I won $12. Here's $6. Stay in touch."

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Two windmills are standing in a field. One asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other one says, "I’m a big metal fan."

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I’ve been dating a homeless woman recently, and I think it’s starting to get serious…

She’s asked me to move out with her.

 

[GHT]