Clean Jokes

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Zombie_61]

^ Some of the younger members probably won't get that one.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

^ Some of the younger members probably won't get that one.

 

[F. J.]

^ Some of the younger members probably won't get that one.

I’m glad to say that I’m one of the younger members who did get it—because I had to do it. I think my two favourite tapes as a kid were Songs, Themes and Laughs from The Andy Griffith Show and a Jerry Clower album.

That Jerry Clower tape had one of my favourite stories of his:

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Lean'n'mean]

There was an Englishman, an American & an Irishman stranded on a desert island. One day whilst beachcombing, they came across a lamp. One of them gave it a rub & 'Shebam!' a genie appeared.
" Oh thankyou for releasing me" said the genie " and to reward you I'll give you each one wish."
So the genie asked the Englishman first, what was his wish;
" Well" he replied " I'd like to be back in England as I have a business & dozens of employees that depend on me" & 'whoosh' he was gone. Then the genie turned to the American & asked for his wish;
" I'd like to be with my family in the USA I love them & they need me" replied the American & with a 'Whoosh' he was gone.
Then the genie asked the Irishman who sighed "I miss my two friends I wish they were back here. "

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Bamaboots]

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

With the MLB season ending today:

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Bamaboots]

Know how to tell your girlfriends getting fat?

She starts wearing your wife's clothes.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[GHT]

 

[Hurricane Jack]