Clean Jokes

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Trenchfriend]

A misheared songtext from Jenny Lewis.

I thought:
"My first radio in Tennessee, Tennessee? WTH?"

The research:
"Oh! My first rodeo..."

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

First Sunday in Advent is near.

 

[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

 

[LostInTyme]

Ahhh, the Middle Ages, and another Saturday afternoon outing for the boys.

 

[GHT]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Zombie_61]

^ Okay, but if he doesn't smell, how does he know when the food in his refrigerator has gone bad?

 

[Frunobulax]

^ Okay, but if he doesn't smell, how does he know when the food in his refrigerator has gone bad?

That's what Alfred is for.

 

[LostInTyme]

Once your (sense of) smell returns, all will be well. Two weeks of the flu and finally I am newly smelling.

 

[Zombie_61]

That's what Alfred is for.

Oh, right. I forgot about him.

 

[Trenchfriend]

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There must be a context, I don't know about as a German, right??

 

[Cuvier]

There must be a context, I don't know about as a German, right??

Twist on the Jingle Bells Song.
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Batmobile lost a wheel
And the Joker got a way, hey!

 

[BobHufford]

There must be a context, I don't know about as a German, right??

The song goes back to at least my grade school days.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Aah, sorry! Did only know the other way:

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh what fun it is to ride,
in a '57 Chevrolet...