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My lovely girlfriend mentioned, that she really likes a good Stiletto.

But when she had her birthday and received her present, she took it out, pointed at me and said "You idiot don't know anyhting about shoes, right??"

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Your criminal record?? Nooo!

Your POLIZEILICHES FÜHRUNGSZEUGNIS, that you have to beantragen by the Einwohnermeldeamt ! :p
 
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"Imagine, yesterday I had a lucky move and smashed ten houseflies just with one stroke! Eight were male, two female."

"Stop kidding me, you couldn't differ between!"

"Of course I could! Eight sat on my beerglass, two on the mirror."
 
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