Clean Jokes

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Zombie_61]

^ "Slightly used."

 

[Doctor Damage]

this one might have been posted before, always a good laugh for car people

 

[My Scooter]

 

[Doctor Damage]

this guy is a UNC professor:

 

[My Scooter]

 

[Zombie_61]

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Finally, the truth comes out!

 

[Frunobulax]

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You're supposed to post jokes. This is called "The News."

https://jalopnik.com/fords-future-self-driving-cars-could-repossess-themselv-1850204376

 

[My Scooter]

You're supposed to post jokes. This is called "The News."

https://jalopnik.com/fords-future-self-driving-cars-could-repossess-themselv-1850204376

WADR, Actually once a car is "repossessed" It's transported to a "repo" storage lot. That is where the debtor can either clean out their possessions or redeem (pay their back payments + legal costs) their car. It's a "joke" to think cars go back to the dealerships where they were sold.
Once the car leaves a dealership it only comes back for service. Try to imagine this, if repo's were returned to the dealers where they were sold, there would be NO room for fresh inventory, there are that many! please see photo!

 

[My Scooter]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

Those were the days, when trunk volume was still realistically measured.

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Doctor Damage]

"It fits in the back of my jeep?? I'll take a dozen!!!"
(reads fine print)
"Umm, the range is only 1.25 miles...?"

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Frunobulax]

Optimist : The glass is half full

Pessimist: The glass is half empty

Opportunist: Drinks the water

Conspiracist: Points out the water is flouridated and could give you cancer

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

Masochist: Please, slap me!

Sadist: No!

 

[My Scooter]

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Sausage fingers?