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The other scene, I love so much in "The Final Countdown" (1980)
Cpt. Yelland:
"All right. Let's all calm down. Let's take it one step at a time
and by the book. IF the United States of America
falls under attack, our job is to defend her in the past, present or future."
Laskey:
"And after that?"
Cpt. Yelland:
"After that, we take our orders from the Commander in Chief of the United States Armed Forces."
Lasky:
"Franklin Delano Roosevelt?"
Cpt. Yelland:
Cpt. Yelland:
"All right. Let's all calm down. Let's take it one step at a time
and by the book. IF the United States of America
falls under attack, our job is to defend her in the past, present or future."
Laskey:
"And after that?"
Cpt. Yelland:
"After that, we take our orders from the Commander in Chief of the United States Armed Forces."
Lasky:
"Franklin Delano Roosevelt?"
Cpt. Yelland:
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They call beer & tobacco the mother of invention.
And some of the most stupid thinkable actions start with the sentence: „Just hold my beer for a minute.“
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Tiki Tom
My Mail is Forwarded Here
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Best time of day according to the clock?
6:30, hands down!
6:30, hands down!
LostInTyme
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"That's the chick from "Ace Ventura"!"
Hahahahaha!!
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Yeah, Sean Young. Years ago the word in the movie industry was that she could be unreliable, difficult to work with, and a "loose cannon", but she also apparently had a problem with alcohol and checked herself into a rehab facility in 2008. I really haven't heard or read much about her for several years now, so I was surprised to see she's been consistently working as an actress since appearing in Dune in 1984.
LostInTyme
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I have been informed by the Prince and most honorable and esteemed friend that he will soon be depositing, into my personal bank account an amount of 25 million U.S. dollars currency just for trusting him with my account numbers. I feel it to be a great honor to have been chosen from so many other Americans for such a gift.
LostInTyme
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To whoever stole my antidepressants…..I hope you're happy now…..
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