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ound:Noted Ms. Cat.
..and a fine one it would be.Would that be a nickname then?
lolI don't work..so just call me Mr. Brown.
ound:Noted Ms. Cat.
..and a fine one it would be.Would that be a nickname then?
lolI don't work..so just call me Mr. Brown.
I don't work..so just call me Mr. Brown.
Thank you
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There are exceptions to every rule.
Millionaire to new chauffeur: What is your name?
Chauffeur: Call me James
Millionaire: I never call my driver by his given name. What is your last name?
Chauffeur: My full name is James Darling
Millionaire: Home, James.
ound:Millionaire: I never call my driver by his given name. What is your last name?
Chauffeur: My full name is James Darling
Millionaire: Home, James.
This was my first thought, too. lol[video=metacafe;5216187/blackadder_general_melchett_and_captain_darling/]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/5216187/blackadder_general_melchett_and_captain_darling/[/video]
There are exceptions to every rule.
Sometimes the obvious is so obvious, that it's easy to miss. I was always intrigued by the way young women drank from the bottle in Brit pubs. My curiosity got the better of me one time when I spoke to a young woman. She explained that if you keep your thumb over the neck of the bottle, it was impossible for some odious turd, to spike the drink with a date rape drug.I deal with enough creeps without them being able to google me.
I knew a couple named Bugg who were going to christen their daughter June until the minister talked them out of it. They weren't trying to be funny. They were used to the name Bugg and didn't notice the joke.And as a post script to the above, one of my deputy managers was named Adrian Flay. He had lived with Susan for over eight years. She refused to marry him because, being a chef in one of Oxford's most prodigious hotels, she was determined that she was never going to be known as:
Mrs. Sue Flay!