Autumnal Thoughts........

[vintageTink]

Good grief,this thread is tiring.

Turn on the heater and take a nap. All better!

 

[jamespowers]

Turn on the heater and take a nap. All better!

:rofl:

 

[GHT]

Good grief,this thread is tiring.

i love the Americanism: "Fall," for Autumn, come that season I think: "What will fall on the lawn first?" An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

My wife and I were at the Tate gallery last month. We saw a picture of a naked women with her lady bits covered with leaves.
The wife didn't like it and moved on but I kept looking.
She asks: "What are you waiting for?"
I replied: "Autumn."

 

[jamespowers]

i love the Americanism: "Fall," for Autumn, come that season I think: "What will fall on the lawn first?" An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

My wife and I were at the Tate gallery last month. We saw a picture of a naked women with her lady bits covered with leaves.
The wife didn't like it and moved on but I kept looking.
She asks: "What are you waiting for?"
I replied: "Autumn."

Her name was Autumn.

 

[GHT]

Her name was Autumn.

I never asked.

This autumn we can look forward to falling leaves and rising gas prices. We'll be raking it up while the utility companies are raking it in.

 

[jamespowers]

I never asked.

This autumn we can look forward to falling leaves and rising gas prices. We'll be raking it up while the utility companies are raking it in.

I can't beat the oil companies so I joined them. The stocks are doing just fine. Nice dividends too.

 

[Stray Cat]

Yet, you're keeping up with us. lol

The person doth protest too much, methinks.

:rofl:

 

[Stray Cat]

This autumn we can look forward to falling leaves and rising gas prices.

Isn't that EVERY autumn?

 

[dh66]

Some well meaning soul brought some of these over last night

WTF?????
Where does this madness end?


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[Formeruser012523]

:eusa_doh:

 

[jamespowers]

Some well meaning soul brought some of these over last night

WTF?????
Where does this madness end?


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It is obvious now that Autumn cuases in sanity in a large portion of our population.

 

[jamespowers]

:eusa_doh:

You know you want to try some.

 

[Formeruser012523]

You know you want to try some.

I'm white, but apparently not white enough. *yucky*

 

[jamespowers]

I'm white, but apparently not white enough. *yucky*

:rofl:

 

[Justin B]

I'm white, but apparently not white enough. *yucky*

Get much whiter and you'll be transparent...

 

[Formeruser012523]

Get much whiter and you'll be transparent...

Too late.

 

[Justin B]

You've become your own imaginary friend?

 

[GHT]

I got tired of looking at all those leaves in my garden, so I got up off the couch and went into action. I closed the curtains.

This schoolboy howler, in answer to an exam question, must have had this thread in mind:
Gravity was invented by Issaac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn.

 

[Formeruser012523]

You've become your own imaginary friend?

 

[jamespowers]

I got tired of looking at all those leaves in my garden, so I got up off the couch and went into action. I closed the curtains.

This schoolboy howler, in answer to an exam question, must have had this thread in mind:
Gravity was invented by Issaac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn.

Closed the curtains! lol lol lol

Gravity is a heavy and boring subject.