Lean'n'mean
I'll Lock Up
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There is always the tale of J.Depp & V.Paradis to keep in reserve for when things go belly up regarding hat collections & spouses. ....as many of us know Johnny is an obsessive hat collector which didn't always please Vanessa. On several occassions she demanded that Johnny get rid of his accumulated junk which he of course refused to do. So one day, Vanessa gave Johnny an ultimatum, "it's me or the hats" ........................and the moral of the story is that not only did Johnny get to keep his hats but he also ended up with a beautiful blond 23 years younger than himself. a win-win situation for him where as poor lil' Vanessa is currently alone & unwanted...........................No doubt there was more to the break up of their relationship than just the hats but it may give some wives food for thought, at least until the next hat arrives....