A hat story.....

[LoveMyHats2]

This is Mallory, a sweet lil Gal, sort of on the small side, only a size 6 3/4 but all such a beauty, and with such a big heart....


Then along came BLackHeart Bob, from Biltmore....he had the hots for Mallory and went to see her and he was jilted..

Now Ol' BlackHeart did something to upset lil Mallory so much, why she went and sent for the Sheriff...Sheriff Miller was his name....

BlackHeart Bob from Biltmore had a terrible fight and then bushwacked Sheriff Miller....rendering him helpless.....

So the Town Posse was sent out to find BlackHeart Bob from Biltmore...

Riding Scout in the Posse up on the upper left is Mr. Vintage Stetson, behind him is his Cousin Mr. Stratoliner, riding in the middle is Ol' Mr. Dobbs, a familiar face of the old West, and then on the lower left is the quick draw member of the Posse, Red Rock Resistol, a mean ornery cuss..and to his right is a City Slicker no one knows much about from New York, they call him Mr. Loewe.

Word has it, BlackHeart Bob gave em the slip and it still on the loose to this day.

 

[Mulceber]

I'm waiting with baited breath to see how this ends...

 

[Lotsahats]

/mad applause

Love it!
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[DJH]

I bet BlackHeart Bob has skulked off and is laying low in the saloon at Biltmore.

 

[randooch]

Episode 2 eagerly anticipated, much like season 7 of Dexter!
Great teaser, Dan'l! Now on with the story, please.

 

[Terry "The Hat"]

My Blackheart Bobarrived a few days ago and he does look mean hanging above Mr. Silverbelly Camp Draft but Mr. Amon Carter on his left is keeping a close she on him!

 

[LoveMyHats2]

I have heard of some news, from what I can tell I am awaiting further instructions from the posse....more news as it comes in very soon....lol!

 

[LoveMyHats2]

It seems BlackHeart Bob has left hiding out at Terry the Hat's place. It was made mention that Terry was not aware of how smooth and sneaky BlackHeart Bob was, as he snuck out without making a sound....other wise BlackHeart Bob would have met his fate! Now BlackHeart Bob is forced to flee and flee far he does, all the way to the catus covered desert...


As BlackHeart Bob was out on the trail, he knew he would have to say good bye to his old Gang members as little did anyone know before BlackHeart Bob rode into town, his Gang was all caught and locked up right after robbing a bank!.......You can see how mean looking his Gang was if you visit them in Jail......



BlackHeart Bob knew he had to grab a fast horse and go to the next town to escape the law, so he went to pick out a fast horse..........from the corral......


And along the way he recruited some more scur and skulduggers and decide to do a fast robbery to gain some fast money.,...he was ruthless, they said his gang even picked on old ladies, fellows on crutches he was getting real ruthless and down right mean!.....



As luck would have it, BlackHeart Bob made it into another town and was seen at the local saloon, eventually some witnesses were located there........they said he was tossing around money like water.....but had them all backed away as he was taken to be a dangerous fellow....




The posse sends me some further news, they say some time tomorrow they may have a new lead and may be able to catch BlackHeart Bob this time! I am awaiting word from the posse now!!!

 

[TomS]

Thats a riot!

 

[hatophile]

Where is Roy Rogers when you need him?

 

[bowlerman]

This is great!

Here's a little piggy back. I was shinin' on the patio in yesterday's unseasonable 45 degree warmth, when I started messing around with shutter speed.

Here's me and Ole Smoky's Apple Pie:

...and the resulting pictorial (you can imagine the captions/narrative):

(with Clearwater Hats black derby)

 

[hatophile]

Sweet Jeff!