Absinthe_1900
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He only snores, he doesn't drool........Actually he snores closer to a buzzsaw.
Miss Lucy June said:If you're male, and you can pack into leather like that, you should not be single.
Absinthe_1900 said:He only snores, he doesn't drool........Actually he snores closer to a buzzsaw.
Miss Lucy June said:Here's a hilarious definition of "just friends":
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around . . . (snip)
MrNewportCustom said:Hilarious and true! [huh]
We're also the guys who get "Maybe" for an answer when asking a woman out, which is horrible. It gives us hope even though we know it really means "No."
TommySalieri said:Aw. That picture always warms my heart.
BegintheBeguine said:New thread time?
My three guy pugs are snoring so loudly I can hear them through two rooms. Aww. One barks more asleep than awake and is shy around girl dogs. One pug is a widower, she was a Rottweiler. The third puggy is on the lookout.
I know there is a bunch of bulldogs around here somewhere. Snrrrf.
Mandalorians woulda been better...lolJovan said:Stormtrooper escorts?
Best.
Wedding.
Ever.
Especially when everyone crosses their light sabers and the bride and groom walk under them.pretty faythe said:Star Wars wedding...rocks!