So many kinds of goodness...
The keys to a good cigar are tobacco quality, freshness and, of course, hand rolled.
Any Cuban seed filler is great (Nicaragua, Dominican Republic), Connecticut (yes, Connecticut) wrapper.
Some of the worst cigars I've ever smoked were authentic Cubans that a...
EVEN-STEVEN
Let me get this straight...
...you say that you are haunted by the ghost of Bob Dylan in a fedora?
The American Psychiatric Association has a name for that, I am sure.
Rider:
What goes "Clip-clop-clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG! Clip-clop-clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG?"
An Amish drive-by.
I grew up near SE Pennsylvania and Pennsylvanla-Dutch country. Very interesting people. I don't know what they're thinking, but on the surface they're very tourist-friendly...
Love Brazilian...
...Joabim, The Gilbertos (Astrud and Joao), Walter Wanderly (fantastic Brazilian organist) and I really admire an international guitar duo, Strunz (Costa Rica) and Farah (Iran). They once collaborated with renaissance man Ruben Blades (Panamanian singer, composer, Jazz...
Believe it or not...
... the guy in the tighty-whities from Rocky Horror ("Brad") is Barry Bostwidk, the Mayor from "Spin City".
Another pro for briefs (not white ones) is that they leave both hands free. It's like a friendly hand on your package at all times. Very reassuring.
When I was on assignment...
(Inappropriate comment deleted.)
Alright. I'll present myself to the Committee to be spanked for that comment.
(Consider yourself spanked.)
Try to avoid...
...this look.
When I wear my black fedora I'm accused of being a Hassidic Jew or the Angel of Death from Godfather II. I guess only one is religious, and it's the one that is funkier, but they're both prettty noticeable in their own way.
Just kiddin'...
...about Kevin Kline. The list of movies I love with him in them is endless.
Great quote from "I Love You To Death" (allstar ensemble cast, except for Keanu Reeves):
Joey: "What did he look like? He looka like Abe Lincoln comin' to bat".
Ashley Judd is a regular at...
Couldn't dowload from a DVD.
Just watched De-Lovely (Cole Porter bio), and all of the men dressed slick. That said, I'll pay good money to see one of you "dames" in the sailor suit from the "Anything Goes" number.
That cute hat and the little white satin miniskirt...I gotta go. This won't take...
Did you mean...
...the absolutely-best-band-that-God-in-his-widom-ever-blessed-the-human-race-awith?
You mean Little Feat.
Back to the subject. Today at "the club" People were admiring my new black wingtips and one moron came over and said "Who are you supposed to be, Al Capone?" I...
Midnight Blue...
...Daddy? Is that you?
That picture actually looks like the first words out of your mouth ought to be "FBI, Ma'am. We'd like to ask you a few questions about your boss, Mr. Tortellini."
What do you mean?
Dr. Mung was infatuated as a youth by the way that the Kanapaha Indians used the entire nutria, resulting in vast herds of as many as 200,000, much as the plains Indians utilized the Bison. Dr. Mung is now the 5th highest paid state employee.
Picture circa 1998, Tallahassee...
Claddagh
I wear mine on the right hand with the pointy end out. This means "he's available, ladies" even though it was my last wedding ring...
...and I do mean last.
They come in many styles, mine looks exacly like this one. I was partial to the "solid" look.
Glasses...
My green, tortoise shell, UV protected, scratch resistant, progressive, transition bifocals were bought at 39dollarglasses.com (see avatar). My 100% titanium clear lenses also came from there. Most frames are $39. My glasses were $108 apiece. LOTS of styles to choose from.
Got one of these...
It's in my bedroom, now, but when I had it on the dining room wall I thought it was hilarious how much change it took in at parties. I know some very honest drunks.
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