Carter
Thanks for encouraging my behavior, if only for a handful of Saturdays. I made up for my fashion faux pas by getting up early and making two brass and black lacquered hat racks. All the ones that I found commercially had the hooks too close together.
Next weekend is our last reg...
Miss Betty
Digital battery went dead before I could get someone to take a full view. It's charged now, but I'm home alone after a big day watching the "kids". This is my Gameday Hat with a tasteful pleated skirt and makeup. Hope you don't think I'm a sissy, this is just my feminine side. It's a...
Betty Baby,
I'm a fool fer yer snood.
Punch out at the Defense Plant, get out of those coveralls and workgloves, do your nails (all 20 of 'em), put on that outfit and meet me at The Tally Ho Tavern on Naaman's Road and we'll put away a bucket of Piels Brothers. I hear Phillies Infielder...
Forgotten Man
The pantywaist stole the buttons from Donald Duck. The mug made, whatcha call, a disparaging remark about the Tommy Gun I got the palooka for his birthday and never even said "Thanks". Maybe my BAR will change your gangs mind, ya mutt, ya.
Hey, Indycop...
Maybe I had it wrong and you rented the kids for a photo-op. I used to have one of those. Now she's 35. Yikes.
I thought DeeLovely was your wife.
As for the "Bowsalino" pun, it's what you called a hat for your dog.
Okay, maybe whacked is too strong. Get someone to spank...
Indycop:
You have a very nice looking family. It looks like your wife and kids will miss you when you get wacked for that "Bowsalino" pun.
"Somebody ought to punch you right in the mouth, but I won't...I won't...the Hell I won't!"
Brims...
Brims are like revolvers...the bigger the better!
Regarding that guinea thug from Hoboken, looks like him and his punks wore no larger than a 2 1/4.
He's also the greatest song stylist America has ever produced.
He hung with some kookoo broads.
"Scuse me while I disappear"
Javon
Thanks.
I got a purple and black two-tone jacket at Soul Train before they stopped selling pimp clothes and started selling the crap they have now. Men should always wear a collar, unless it's a new, solid teeshirt with a jacket. Anything else is only suitable for yardwork or trips to...
Wear the boater
"And somehow I feel I should wear a boater."
Only if your girlfriend's name is Penelope or Eudora and always carries a parasol.
And sometimes "forgets" her bloomers.
Here it is...
...with Dad on a beautiful day in Hoggetowne. He's gone "round the bend", but he looks good for 82. He's pretty good physically, but can't find his ass with both hands.
I've wanted a seersucker jacket since I had a suit in elementary school in Delaware. Go Hens! I was...
How the frack...
...do you add a quote at end of your post like baron Kurtz has. I want one.
I've done it on other forums but I can't figure this one out.
Okay, now it's working on one, but not the other.
Jeebus hates me.
Holy Moly...
Great look, Metro. Wait 'til the dames get a load of you at your 10th Reunion.
But enough about you...
Great Caesar's Ghost, Deelovely, are you real or some hologram designed as an experiment with beauty so intense and debilitating that it could be used as a Secret Weapon...
Me, too!
I've looked, until I gave up, for a reasonably priced seersucker jacket. I even had my Nazgul searching Middle Earth for me. Just about gave up and probably would have if the Oaks Mall in Gainesville, FL didn't have an entrance at JCP's.
Boom!
Hit the same sale.
Guys in shorts...
You are correct, sir.
Correct unless you live in N. Cent. Florida where it is still balmy and barely cool enough to turn off the Electric Air Conditioning Machine at night.
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