Just when you thought you had seen it all . . . (Warning: Not for the fainthearted)

[GHT]

^^ I now truley wish I could un-see this...

This post comes with an official warning: AeroFan and others of a nervous disposition may want to look away now...

 

[ABCD]

Maybe I'm too much of a purist? But this reb_bel type III inspired jacket makes my eyes bleed:

-elongated body
-handwarmer pockets (they have no business on a type III
-ball and chain zipper pull (those belong to 30s / early 40s style jackets, the type III is a late 60s design)
-30s style zipper pull

The people who made this thing clearly don't have a clue what they're doing. To top it all off they've thrown in a couple of 'rugged menswear' instagram buzzword hashtags.

 

[Cheech]

You really do have to keep scrolling to see the torso on that Type III. It's like watching the Imperial Star Destroyer pass by.

 

[Monitor]

You really do have to keep scrolling to see the torso on that Type III. It's like watching the Imperial Star Destroyer pass by.

Lol!

 

[ton312]

This jacket can be yours for $6,800

 

[MrProper]

This jacket can be yours for $6,800
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Where can I sign?
But only if I get the shoes to go with it.

 

[AeroFan_07]

^^ only works with shorts -- and Clear heels in those platform shoes.

 

[GHT]

It seems that there's no shortage of takers for this ladies er, (---------------) insert your own definition.
Only one left, at £22,500. Better give them a call.

 

[red devil]

This jacket can be yours for $6,800
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Too cheap....

 

[Gr8Lakes]

The jacket is perfection! But shoes seem a little bland to me… Maybe something more:

 

[Gr8Lakes]

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It seems that there's no shortage of takers for this ladies er, (---------------) insert your own definition.
Only one left, at £22,500. Better give them a call.

 

[Guppy]

This jacket can be yours for $6,800
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This looks like something an alien would wear on the X-Files...

 

[GHT]

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Did you know that a celebrity-approved designer has fused safe *** practices and fashion into a single piece of outerwear?

Asher Levine, a New York-based fashion designer, has created a rain coat out of the same silicone used to make condoms.


The $1,200 design, which is reminiscent of Leslie Nielsen’s famous ‘safe ***’ scene in Naked ***, ‘feels exactly like a condom but without the lube,’ Levine, said.

 

[ton312]

This looks like something an alien would wear on the X-Files...

The “jacket” is an abomination. The shoes however…legitimately scare the sh!t out of me. It’s the last thing you see before the cenobite summons the chains.

 

[marker2037]

Maybe I'm too much of a purist? But this reb_bel type III inspired jacket makes my eyes bleed:

-elongated body
-handwarmer pockets (they have no business on a type III
-ball and chain zipper pull (those belong to 30s / early 40s style jackets, the type III is a late 60s design)
-30s style zipper pull

The people who made this thing clearly don't have a clue what they're doing. To top it all off they've thrown in a couple of 'rugged menswear' instagram buzzword hashtags.

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I don't know what you're seeing, I think it's a pretty nice looking sleeping bag.

 

[scottyrocks]

What fooking planet . . .

 

[ABCD]

This looks like something an alien would wear on the X-Files...

Better call Shawn then to get yourself a screen accurate repro.

 

[Aloysius]

Better call Shawn then to get yourself a screen accurate repro.

This reminded me of all of us being accused, due to our preference for a neat retro fit, of being big fans of some brand I had never heard of, so I decided to look up their jackets:

Interestingly, none of these seem to be anywhere close to our supposedly trend-chasing preference in jacket fit.

I can only imagine that this brand is a money-laundering scheme.

 

[JMax]

Ribbed, for everyone’s pleasure…

 

[Bushman]

I've found myself making this expression a number of times in this thread.