Stupid (or funny?) germanized movie titles

[Trenchfriend]

"Stripes" (1981) <> "I think, an elk is kissing me!"

"Kingdom of the spiders" (1977) <> "Murderspiders"

"Airplane!" (1980) <> "The unbelievable travel in an crazy airplane"

"Jaws" (1975) <> "The White Shark"

"Spirited away" (2001) <> "Chihiro's travel to the wonderland"

"Monthy Python and the holy grail" (1975) <> "The knights of the coconut"

"Once upon a time in the west" (1968) <> "Play me the "Song from death""

"The good, the bad and the ugly" (1966) <> "Two glorious rascals"

to be continued...

 

[Worf]

Unnnh, that's pretty interesting. I'm sure the Japanese or Chinese translations are even worse. Actually I guess those aren't translations. The last time I thought about this subject was during "Ford vs. Ferrari", that's the title we in America got, the rest of the world god "Grand Prix" I believe.... interesting. Thanks for the post pretty funny!

Worf

 

[LizzieMaine]

I don't know about you guys, but I'd fall all over myself to see a picture called "Knights of the Coconut."

 

[Trenchfriend]

"Le Samourai" (1967) <> "The icecold angel"

to be continued...

 

[Trenchfriend]

"Hogan's Heroes" <> "A cage full of heroes"

to be continued...

 

[Trenchfriend]

"Home alone" (1990) - "Kevin alone at home"

to be continued...

 

[Trenchfriend]

"Sink the Bismarck! (1960) <> The last journey of the Bismarck"

 

[Trenchfriend]

"Gotti" (1996) <> "The downfall of the Cosa Nostra/The death-kiss of the Cosa Nostra"

 

[Trenchfriend]

"The fall guy" <> "A Colt for any eventuality"

 

[Trenchfriend]

"The fugitive" (1993) <> "On the escape"

 

[Trenchfriend]

Escape from New York (1981) <> The rattlesnake

But Kurt Russel got a Cobra tattoo!

 

[Trenchfriend]

"The italian job" (1969) <> "Charlie nicks millions"

 

[LizzieMaine]

"The italian job" (1969) <> "Charlie nicks millions"

Spoilers, dude.

 

[Trenchfriend]

"The Thomas Crown affair" (1968) <> "Thomas Crown is not to catch"

 

[Trenchfriend]

"The great escape" (1963) <> "Blown up chains"

 

[Trenchfriend]

"Hell is for heroes" (1962) <> "Which bite into the grass"

 

[Edward]

I always loved "The War of the Stars" / Der Krieg Der Stern.

 

[Trenchfriend]

"Married with children" <> "A TERRIBLE NICE FAMILY"

 

[Worf]

Mwa ha ha ha ha "A Terrible Nice Family"? Are you kiddin' me? They must have never watched one minute of that show!!!

I'm dyin' here.

Worf

 

[Trenchfriend]

Mwa ha ha ha ha "A Terrible Nice Family"? Are you kiddin' me? They must have never watched one minute of that show!!!

I'm dyin' here.

Worf