The next phase of Indiana Jones worship...

[LordBest]

...is cake:

http://www.clevercakestudio.com/2008/11/22/

So we now have the patron saint of archaeology, St Indiana of the Archaeologists* with his own cake.

*this is what the Archaeology faculty of my university call him.

 

[AmateisGal]

But what happens to the cake when you take the statue off and the weight isn't distributed evenly? Does it blow up? Does the ground underneath you give way? Do the walls start to move?

 

[scotrace]

Now THAT is cool.

 

[Miss_Bella_Hell]

The cake is better than the most recent movie.

 

[Mossyrock]

The cake is better than the most recent movie.

I'm sure glad you said that and I didn't have to...... :eusa_doh:

 

[Brian Sheridan]

But what happens to the cake when you take the statue off and the weight isn't distributed evenly? Does it blow up? Does the ground underneath you give way? Do the walls start to move?

The cake spoils! lol

 

[LordBest]

But what happens to the cake when you take the statue off and the weight isn't distributed evenly? Does it blow up? Does the ground underneath you give way? Do the walls start to move?

All of the above. Then the marzipan figurehead is stolen by an unscrupulous rival chef and taken to Marrakech, and the hero chef is forced to outrun a tribe of hostile Central American bakers. He then finds himself on a quest to find the Lost Ark of the Fondant, containing the first Battenberg cake that was given to Moses by God on top of Mt Sinai. It ends with the bad guys being dissolved by the power of Fondant for blaspheming against it by using CoolWhip instead of real cream. The Ark is then given to 'top men' to study, by which we assume they mean Gordon Ramsey.

 

[AmateisGal]

All of the above. Then the marzipan figurehead is stolen by an unscrupulous rival chef and taken to Marrakech, and the hero chef is forced to outrun a tribe of hostile Central American bakers. He then finds himself on a quest to find the Lost Ark of the Fondant, containing the first Battenberg cake that was given to Moses by God on top of Mt Sinai. It ends with the bad guys being dissolved by the power of Fondant for blaspheming against it by using CoolWhip instead of real cream. The Ark is then given to 'top men' to study, by which we assume they mean Gordon Ramsey.

lol lol lol

 

[Ethan Bentley]

Brilliant,

 

[Marc Chevalier]

Well now, that really takes the cake!


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[Marc Chevalier]

All of the above. Then the marzipan figurehead is stolen by an unscrupulous rival chef and taken to Marrakech, and the hero chef is forced to outrun a tribe of hostile Central American bakers. He then finds himself on a quest to find the Lost Ark of the Fondant, containing the first Battenberg cake that was given to Moses by God on top of Mt Sinai. It ends with the bad guys being dissolved by the power of Fondant for blaspheming against it by using CoolWhip instead of real cream. The Ark is then given to 'top men' to study, by which we assume they mean Gordon Ramsey.

You cheeky, clever sod, you! lol lol :eusa_clap

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[LordBest]

You cheeky, clever sod, you! lol lol :eusa_clap

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Glad you liked it.

 

[Mike in Seattle]

I found this the other day and was just waiting for a good thread to toss it into.

 

[LordBest]

I found this the other day and was just waiting for a good thread to toss it into.

I'm not making that films MacGuffin out of marzipan. Or anything else for that matter.

 

[Shangas]

I theorise that removal of the idol would cause a Malteaser chocolate malt-ball of gigantic proportions to come rolling towards you...

...a singularly delightful way to die...

That is an awesome cake! How about another one shaped like the lost ark of the covennant?

 

[Story]

Might as well leave this here -

http://chicagoist.com/2012/12/13/university_of_chicago_admissions_de.php#photo-1

 

[Gatsby84]

The "Instructables" website has a tutorial for making a 'monkey brain' cake similar to the 'chilled monkey brains' in the Temple of Doom.

http://www.instructables.com/id/Monkey-Brain-Cake/

My girlfriend told me she looked into making this cake for my birthday, but the ingredients alone would have cost over $100... it would have been awesome, but I was happy with a plain triple chocolate cake. An idol pedestal cake would be cool too.

-Allen