OH MY GOD!

[Matt Deckard]

http://www.businessbibs.com/

Costs more than a Wal-Mart suit.

 

[Senator Jack]

Guaranteed, hipsters will start wearing these out on the street.

 

[Feraud]

You are pulling our leg, right?? This cannot be real! lol lol

 

[Senator Jack]

It was in the Sunday Times

 

[Hemingway Jones]

That was recently in The New York Times. I saw it in there and thought it was a joke. It's about as lazy as a person could ever hope to be. Plus, it's dishonest. I would rather that one of my people were in their T-shirt on a teleconference, at least they weren't misrepresenting themselves. It's all about character.

 

[The Wingnut]

Wow.

...wading in past the initial shock, it strikes me that this is perfect for news anchors, or anyone spending large amounts of time in front of a camera and behind a desk...as long as one's arms aren't needed for anything.

 

[Senator Jack]

What do you do if you have to scratch your nose, or if you sneeze?

 

[Feraud]

The first guy i see wearing a businessbib gets a kick!

 

[Senator Jack]

Can I get these made with high armholes?

 

[Matt Deckard]

I'm not kidding... I could buy a suit and shirt and tie at Wal-Mart and it would be cheaper... All I need to do is buy scissors and I'm set.

 

[Feraud]

I had a similar idea a few years ago. I wanted to make a half suit showing just the front. This would provide comfort, ventilation and avoid all that bunchy material when one is sitting down. I thought the newscasters would die for it! [huh]

 

[Matt Deckard]

I had a similar idea a few years ago. I wanted to make a half suit showing just the front. This would provide comfort, ventilation and avoid all that bunchy material when one is sitting down. I thought the newscasters would die for it! [huh]

Too late.

Maybe you can market the forehead cover business hat-- the half hat... you know for outdoor interviews.

 

[Maj.Nick Danger]

Now I've seen everything.

Looks like an idea that will find it's nitch for sure.
This reminds me of a Three Stooges short I saw once where the boys change from suits to casual by unzipping a long zipper and simply stepping out of their "suits" which were really an ingenious form of coveralls. lol

 

[Feraud]

Maybe you can market the forehead cover business hat-- the half hat... you know for outdoor interviews.

Yes... or a half fedora, half baseball cap. You can take it from the boardroom to the ballpark!

 

[Dinerman]

that's... so... wrong!

 

[Absinthe_1900]

What's next, marketing the backless breakaway suits from a funeral home?

 

[MrBern]

Ick, I just looked at their website and the R&D photos were of guys sitting around in their underwear or naked to model the bib...ick
This shot was less offensive.

 

[Steve]

That is disturbing. Very, very, disturbing.

 

[WEEGEE]

squares???

WHAT...no pocket squares???

 

[Lee Lynch]

The first guy i see wearing a businessbib gets a kick!

Heh, no ones' going to wear this stuff, even with the terrible fashions that do take. I predict seeing no one biting on this.